Total Medals Earned: 6,680 (From 1,170 different games.) Total Medal Score: 110,710 Points
Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (105/205 points)
You soft boiled an egg.
You made toast.
You cut a grapefruit.
You made juice.
You made coffee with suger.
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
^__^
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/80 points)
Broke 1000 points
Broke 5000 pts
Obliterated 150 conformists
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/245 points)
Never Earned A Medal: Just to take up space
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do - Benjamin Franklin
Half the world is composed of idiots
Cup of Coffee
Medals Earned: 4/10 (50/215 points)
Get defeated by a female character
Stand for 5 rounds in endless mode
Get all misses for 20 seconds
Stand for 3 rounds in endless mode
Destroy 3 baskets
Play each character at least once
Collect 10 bonuses
Use 4th level weapons for 10 times
Stand for 10 rounds in endless mode
Defeat each character at least once
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Level 1 completed
Level 2 completed
Level 3 completed
Level 4 completed
Level 5 completed
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/340 points)
Jump over 2 Enemies while you are in Air.
Finish a level in less 5 seconds than the PAR.
Collect up to 250 Coins.
Finish a level in less 10 seconds than the PAR.
Collect up to 15 hidden Golden eggs.
Collect up to 500 Coins.
Jump over 3 Enemies while you are in Air.
Kill up to 50 Lumigos, the little red dinosaurs.
Finish a level in less 15 seconds than the PAR.
Collect up to 1000 Coins.
Collect up to 30 hidden Golden eggs.
Kill up to 25 Flaga, the flying yellow dinosaurs.
Kill up to 25 Planta, the carnivorous purple plants.
Collect up to 45 hidden Golden eggs.
Complete the whole game at 100%. Unlock all medals/levels and collect all Golden Eggs.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Complete 5 levels
Complete the 3d level in hard mode
Complete 15 levels
Complete 20 levels
Complete 30 levels
Medals Earned: 4/19 (20/395 points)
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).