Total Medals Earned: 6,680 (From 1,170 different games.) Total Medal Score: 110,710 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/355 points)
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 2/35 (15/500 points)
Unlocked a battalion slot.
Unlocked all 3 battalion slots.
Unlocked 3 Spirit abilities.
Viewed the entire prologue.
Unlocked 3 Bow Use abilities.
Unlocked 3 Melee Combat abilities.
Faced kobolds and emerged victorious!
Unlocked 3 Conjuration abilities.
Faced orcs and emerged victorious!
Unlocked 3 Movement abilities.
Unlocked 3 Alchemy abilities.
Unlocked 3 Armor Use abilities.
Completed the tutorial.
Visited the developer's website
Unlocked 6 Bow Use abilities.
Unlocked 6 Movement abilities.
Unlocked 6 Alchemy abilities.
Unlocked 6 Spirit abilities.
Unlocked 6 Conjuration abilities.
Unlocked 6 Armor Use abilities.
Faced skeletal wizards and emerged victorious!
Faced tellers of visions and emerged victorious!
Unlocked 6 Melee Combat abilities.
Faced zealots and emerged victorious!
Unlocked an entire Movement tree!
Faced demons and emerged victorious!
Unlocked an entire Armor Use tree!
Faced iron golems and emerged victorious!
Unlocked an entire Melee Combat tree!
Unlocked an entire Alchemy tree!
Unlocked an entire Bow Use tree!
Unlocked an entire Spirit tree!
Unlocked an entire Conjuration tree!
Unlocked 5 heroes
Defeated the final boss.
Medals Earned: 2/15 (60/290 points)
Complete 10 sidequests!
Complete the game!
Dig up 3 hidden items!
Meet Douglas in every town!
Get 1 Lucky Hit in battle!
Get 10 Lucky Hits in battle!
Fight 10 battles!
Collect 50 mushrooms and/or butterflies!
Find all 3 poems!
Obtain 3 swords!
Get 3000 points in the fishing mini-game!
Fight 20 Flawless battles!
Compete the Summoner's challenge!
Fight 25 battles!
Fight 50 battles!
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (75/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/40 points)
At least there's food this time.
Exactly what the title says.
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ULTIMATE! SPY!
Not quite right...
At least the pillow cushioned the fall?
Warm Sisterly Feels
Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/200 points)
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Ghim killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get Slayn killed...
Get Etoh killed...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Unlock Parn
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/40 points)